Wednesday, February 29, 2012

What inspires you to worship? I hope it's not drugs... or orgies.

Is it weird that with just one sip of Diet Dr. Pepper I want to go into a full pentecostal worship session? 

Snakes and all?

How is it that what seems like the most worldly things inspire me to bow down and worship God? 

Not Psalms, not Proverbs, not Sunrises, Sunsets, or a 30 minute worship extravaganza. 

Diet Dr. Pepper seems to bring me to a place of gratitude that I've never grasped before from scriptures or sermons. Did I mention that it has ZERO calories?



It's a completely unnatural carbonated aspartamed syrup.

And it's bottled straight from the throne room of God. 

That might be why it inspires me to worship. 

I know that technically, Diet Dr. Pepper, or DDP as I affectionately call it around the house, is man-made. But technically all the manufactured goop can be broken down and traced back to something that was actually made by God.

Yes! I've over thought this! 

So therefore, God can still be in a can of sugarless carbonized syrup. Or a bottle... or a fountain. 
I'm sure He's not too picky. 

(I'm not)

Somehow, I'm sure He's not too picky about what inspires you to worship either... 

Unless of course it's like cocaine or something. 
 Or orgies. 

(That would be a no-no I believe.)

You know what else is cool? 

His sense of humor. 

Ok, check this out. Did you know... that a Shark's brain is almost exactly identical to a woman's "ah-woo-woo" system?

Yes, from now on that certain time of the month WILL be called shark week at my house.



That Creator guy, He's a funny one. 


Also, every time I seem to be having a bad week or day or month or WHATEVER
Jimmy Eats World - The Middle always seems to come on the radio. 
That is Gods special song to me when my panties don't have any snap to them that week. 

Today is just an appreciative day for me.

 I really really appreciate God. 

Even if silly mundane things like diet drinks, a sharks repro system and old 90's pop songs are the cause. 

You gotta find a little of God in everything y'all.  I promise He'll be there if you look hard enough.

Where and what have you found God in this week?



P.S. Sorry to any of you guys out there that I might have scarred for life with the picture of a woman's woop-woop area.



This song can't help but make you feel good! 

I love how he sings "Evrruh-thing" it makes me smile. :)

Also, if you are offended easily don't listen to this next video. No point in making yourself uncomfortable right? I absolutely love this song and am unashamed to admit that I blasted it through my sunroof for all of Ohio to hear this afternoon. Please. You know it's awesome. ;)
I will say though, that I don't think God played this song for me... 

It didn't stop me from giving Him props though!!














2 comments:

  1. You're hilarious. This whole post made me giggle. :)

    I find God in Mark Cohen's "Walking in Memphis" and a soft, chewy, chocolate chunk cookie. Mmmmm...

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  2. I actually just wrote about the way I worship last night on my blog!

    http://faithlifetri.blogspot.com/2012/03/its-by-grace-of-god-i-lift-my-hands-and.html

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